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It’s a man united player isn’t it? (Out on loan). Quite common knowledge I thought.

new nightmare unlocked. I have absolutely no idea how I’d explain Bruno leaving to my son. It’d be easier telling him that mummy has left.

My biggest regret over Miggy is that in years to come, when some of us are talking about him fondly, there will still be some people on here going "nah mate, he was complete shite"

Maybe players aren't as tall.

"Hi, this is Arsenal, we'd like to offer Ramsdale and Emile Smith-Rowe in exchange for Isak...." "Hi Arsenal, that sounds like a great deal. How about you throw in Saka, Ødegaard and Saliba, as well as about £100m?. Oh, you can keep Ramsdale and ESR too, how about that?"

Regarding Olise, is there a reason he wouldn't just stay at Palace? Surely the press linking him with Man United is just like when they link Isak with Arsenal?

London’s incredible, in the right places, with the right people. It’s about as multicultural as you could find, which personally is a massive draw for me. Newcastle is class too, but as someone who lives a similar distance from both I’d probably head south. I prefer Manchester myself though.

Sean, stop that stupid forward dive when someone stands behind you and you’ll be fine. Ta ??

The media absolutely ADORE these cunts

@Paully you weirdo

These are both shit. We had third if not for injuries ?

nah, I fucking love Howe. One of his biggest fans on here.

he’s soooo close to being, with plenty of career left to get there. One of the best players in the league for me

Our manager knows ball

I hear his bets on us winning only actually stopped when he realised Longstaff would have to start every week.

No, I get it. I just think betting on your own team winning is the least bad bet you could make

I don't think there's anything wrong with footballers betting on themselves winning I realise it's a huge can of worms.

Spent years working with the England setup. Not sure him being Welsh should rule him out?

Assume they were all home games? Has he SEEN us play?

Absolutely convinced that you're a parody account. It's not working.

What's a "good" offer for him though? £15m? He's worth FAR more to us than the money we'd ever get for him. He's a leader both on and off the pitch, that's hard to find. This isn't Paul Dummett or Matt Ritchie we're talking about.

Double Gordon's money NOW

Yeah agreed, he's got loads to offer. Conjo is right though, both he and Tino need their minutes managing next season.

Everything good about [insert 99% of player names here] would be lost at Man City Although I think the likes of Bruno and Isak thrive