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Neither of those two made up situations are ever going to happen

Imagine being best friends with Bruno man

Mudryk I guess?

As long as Bruno, Longstaff, Willock, Joelinton and Almiron are the midfield, it doesn't really matter who plays up front. Plenty of goals in that midfield. Fancy Longstaff to actually hit the target and get one with the great chances he's been having recently.

Everyone now going back to page 560 praying they said nothing bad. Maybe that's why HTT left.

Trent at left back? What?

Maguire was horrific against Germany. One of his worst ever games. Mind, Pope wasn't great either.

I still don’t understand why Henderson keeps getting picked tbh

Last night, where he scored his first goal since September? He was rubbish man.

Christ, at least be a little bit realistic. There ain't no way our final gets to penalties.

Put my poster back up. Bit it tape is all it needed. Night night Bruno, night night xx

I'm just gutted that he's no longer the best Bruno in the league.

We weren't. So there's that.

Tomorrow night

I don't think anyone is saying otherwise are they?

What rating did you give him out of interest?

It's funny now we're through, but shite at the time. Balance.

I've just ripped one of his posters down from my bedroom wall.

Did he take @Joey Linton ?

Where's Fantail Breeze? Banned?

Brazil on pens in the WC final is a decent bet now.

I've just burned his shirt.

Maybe things are different now

Eh? Who's that lad pretending to be Bruno?