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Gordon’s starting, Shirley?

Fucking HATE wolves, but probably only because my dad was Villa through and through

I want a pacey left back. CB’s will be ok

Pedro will be class for Brighton

I love Schar. I want to be clear on that right now. However, Andersen’s better than him. He could play for the likes of Arsenal or Man City quite easily. Good on the ball, lovely range of passing, similar to Botman that he doesn’t ever really have to so much because his positional sense is excellent. some people think we should sign players who already play for champions league teams. It’s weird. I reckon we’ll get Andersen for a good price too btw

Is Pacqueta to Man City true?

Wonder what they’d offer for Wilson

He’ll never play for us. We’re hoping to flip him for FFP

Anything to get the record. All he cares about

Stays. He’s gutless

Sickening

Shearer narrating this is gonna ruin it for me, not gonna lie

Why don’t they know the phone should be above them for the perfect angle?

Lavia >> caicedo tbough

Ronaldo’s by far the best player I’ve seen live. Embarrassingly I’ve never seen Messi live.

Was

I still remember when we made Maguire look shit for Leicester.

He’s not the only one getting a new contract ?

Good insight. Useful to know.

Hope this is a comedy post. If not, give your fucking head a shake man

We signed him because we wanted him. We would have signed him this summer but he was available in January. We’re building a squad.

Massively overrated, which we’ll see as soon as he leaves Brighton

Rice is better than Caicedo but neither are worth that much. Enzo is loads better than both.