Shearergol

My lad is constantly asking me to get him an NUFC cap and water bottle. Everything I've searched for online looks shite. Don't the club do that sort of merchandise these days?

Potter My family know his girlfriend's family. I think he's off to Brentford.

You also think that we're finishing in the top 4 and spending another £120m on forwards, so I'll take your opinions with a pinch of salt I do however believe that Willock is going to have a big season for us.

If we want to be a world elite club, we need to move. It’s as simple as that imo.

Anyone else actually think they’re dreaming? Ashley gone, plans for new training facilities, Bruno, Trippier, Botman all signed?

Chelsea will get 4th this year, regardless of who they bring in

How very dare you

We 100% need a right winger/forward and ideally a DM. Then we’re happy. And Wood to be sold and a decent striker coming in.

Foden would ruin that. Maybe I need to forget him.

No more Shelvey coming to collect the ball from captain fantastic. Just imagine.

Nope, because Botman is going to completely change our game.

Well, yes?

Bruno’s my boy, my new favourite player of all time, but genuinely feel this signing is bigger

I’d have Schar over every defender in the world, the sexy fucker

Thought it was 2024, sorry xx

Foden and Bellingham

FFP not apply to Chelsea either

Yep, he’s in decline now. I wouldn’t want Shearer up front either.

I like him, but we're not in for him. Not a chance.

Players who scored 10 goals last season: Antonio (36 matches) Dennis (33 matches) Fernandes (36 matches) Richarlison (30 matches) JWP (36 matches) Smith Rowe (33 matches) Not a chance Wood gets 10 goals, even as a first choice striker.

He'd have to play every game to get close to 8 goals.

By £25m

Fair enough

He's 55% water, 22% glass, 23% sexiness.

17 would have made him the 4th top goalscorer last season. I reckon arsenal would be happy with that.