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Also been awful at holding the ball up this season. Just change the tactics, there's plenty of incredible talents in our midfield to not have to rely on Kane holding the ball up ffs. Play like us, or Man City.

Isn’t he playing on the left?

I'm always going to find the notification "Nobody has replied" funny

That's the influence Newcastle United have on football

Mirror image of the challenge on Maguire yesterday.

Wilson plays that across to Bruno for us and none of us question it. The higher percentage chance of scoring was the assist, which he took. Fair play to him.

I know a lot of Man City fans who are certain he's going there. Almost as bad, but at least he won't play.

We s....

Did eventually.

Still better than slabhead.

Maguire there

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We should sign him.

Have to go a long time back to find a team who have scored 3 against them. Spain beat them 1-0 as their last high profile match I guess.

I mean, he does

I doubt anyone thinks there's any certainty that we could sign him. He's definitely my dream signing though. Obviously nowhere near as realistic as one of your unknown Cypriots you've watched since they were 3 1/2 though.

Soz mum

Guy Mowbray and Jermaine Jenas isn't it?

Richards saving Maguire has been faultless. Ignoring the two goals he gave away against Germany.

His drug verdict/ban was overturned, right?

Trippier encouraging his friend to bet on his transfer?

So if wrong decisions stood, the table would be different? What's the point of even publishing that?

Bump. Still hasn't.

Neither of those two made up situations are ever going to happen

Imagine being best friends with Bruno man