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Real time is around 0.12 seconds though, not a chance he can do anything but land how/where he does. At that pace there's no way anyone can deliberately reposition their feet in mid air to attempt anything.

Where else can he land?

You what?

Yeah agreed. I'd be happy with that, as long as we still sign a striker.

So what if a striker is stood with his hands to his body, a defender kicks the ball at him attempting to clear, it hits his hand and he's able to then score? That's your like-for-like example. What then?

But on the flip side, an accidental handball can prevent a goal too. Should that be a penalty every time then?

So this is now a bidding war? Awesome. I do think we need him though.

I refuse to accept that until I see him wearing another shirt. Just hope he doesn't come to this league if it's not with us.

I took it as a parody post.

I really enjoyed it

Tgarve isn’t getting any, that’s for sure

Thanks dude

Where’s Dubs? (I’m on a mobile)

He’s literally my favourite player of all time. Fuck this username.

Thought both krafth and Almiron were excellent by their standards

Bruno is fucking miles ahead of everyone else in our team. 10 more of him please.

I’m saying nothing.

He 100% should be. Throw unlimited cash to get him. He's an incredible talent.

Nope.

Just want to see Bruno starting, not that fussed about the rest of the line-up. Just hope we don't try another high press otherwise we're in trouble. Would take a draw just to stop the run of defeats.

It's been covered plenty in this thread, straight after he broke it. There are so many complications with a broken metatarsal, given the amount of stress your feet are under just walking, let alone playing professional football. Until it's fully healed he won't be able to train fully. The ONLY way to ensure it's healed properly is complete rest. That's what people mean by not rushing him back.

We've been talking to Phillips since January according to my mate (Leeds fan). He can't see him signing for anyone but us. Pinch of salt, but would be a great replacement for Shelvey (as would a pinch of salt given how he played against Spurs).

One day we’ll look back at games like this and remember just how shite we were as a club. Hopefully not too long.

How did we ever sign someone like Cisse?