Shearergol

Is it that outdoor egg chair?

Kinda immune to all these season ending injuries now. It used to be one player a season at worst

On ASM, I'm extremely glad he played for us. For the majority of the time he was the only player you could look forward to seeing. Do I wish he was still here? Yes, if FFP wasn't a thing. Do I prefer Barnes as a first option? Yes again, but ASM coming off the bench towards the end of games would be great to see. Frustrating as fuck at times, and nowhere near fit for long enough, but I remember him fondly.

Partly right already anyway.

Bellingham's a 10 for me.

Bailey’s better than Diaby. Glad we didn’t sign him

Player of the season for me, which is incredible given how well Bruno, Isak and Schar have played. Adore the lad. He's a geordie.

He's got better feet, sure. Not Ben Arfa levels yet though

What, technical ability? Finishing? Heading? Crossing? Dribbling? He's incredible, world class. He's not Shearer yet though.

Woah woah woah

Christ, I’m usually the positive one on here I’m just realistic about the values of those players in question. as for the accounts, unless there have been extra deals we’re not aware of, it’s kinda public knowledge where we are right now based on last year’s accounts.

Not a chance Tino starts.

Unfortunately we’re not getting much for either of them. Selling both might allow us to spend on a right winger but that’s about it. The facts are in the accounts. It’s not even speculation.

We have to sell. There’s no other option. I think we’ll go into next season with an almost identical squad hoping injuries don’t happen.

Welcome to two pages ago. We've had the meltdown already.

You've done it now.

It's fine. City sign Musiala for £90m, we sign Lloyd Kelly on a free. We'll be reet.

New deal incoming in 5, 4, 3....

You might need to explain this one. Are you saying that in order to compete we simply need to train harder and run faster?

Exciting times. I for one am looking forward to seeing what sales we can make to make up a deficit. Then we can spend a couple of years looking forward to finding out which other players we sell. I love football. Still, in 10 years time we might have some unknown academy players we can sell like the big boys do.

They certainly appear stricter.

Ashworth out

Alan Partridge in a pear tree.