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I hope you're joking nar... my mate said he had signed and was number 24, so i ordered the new blue top off sports direct website with his name on. he said he'd read the deal on some newcastle website You sir, are an idiot. Oh by the way, if you send me £100 I'll make sure he signs.

Where'd you get this from? A fulham scout (not the Baden Powell type) Might be a daft question but how would a Fulham scout know about the inner dealings of Bremen and OM? Not a daft question at all, that's why I suggested taking it with a pinch of salt.

Where'd you get this from? A fulham scout (not the Baden Powell type)

No official source, but I've heard he's certainly signed a 4 year deal at Bremen. Take it with the pinch of salt it may deserve though.

Can't see us keeping a clean sheet. 1-1

Have faith. We have plenty of other targets. Most of them would jump at the chance of coming here.

Friday, 3.30pm

Still trying to buy the club, I think. As successful as Roeder with Kuyt.

We have.

The club don't have the money though, and Ashley won't put more of his own money in for transfers. It makes perfect sense that we can't actually afford this player. However, we shouldn't be going after players we can't afford. It's a complete waste of time. (especially for everyone checking this thread ever 13 minutes). Although in all fairness, how many privately owned clubs can afford any transfers without the backing of their owners. Not debating that. I just can't understand why people keep posting "why won't he just pay for him?" when Ashley has already made it clear that he doesn't intend to.

The club don't have the money though, and Ashley won't put more of his own money in for transfers. It makes perfect sense that we can't actually afford this player. However, we shouldn't be going after players we can't afford. It's a complete waste of time. (especially for everyone checking this thread ever 13 minutes).

Milner's been in form for 2 years though. Ireland hasn't. I think he'll probably find form again at Villa though.

Lansbury.

It's because t.at's exactly what's happened for the last 4 or 5 years here. I'm not worried that we don't sign him, I'm worried that the alternative is a championship player the same quality of Best (I imagine)

Possibly, but I doubt Perch is a very good left winger. Excellent point. N'Zogbia wants out?

Surely he'd be better than Perch at right back? Maradona said so.

I thought everyone in the premiership was lining up to buy Steven Taylor? Can't we flog him and use the cash on a decent player?

Our other target is Simon Walton.

Are Arsenal seriously interested too?

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=815087&sec=scotland&cc=5739&cc=5739

I'm in desperate need of a creative player in my fantasy league team. This HAS to happen.

It's been clear for days that he can leave. We just haven't matched their asking price.

Now I'll sleep easy.

Yep, Drogba

I was sat in amongst the Man United fans, and was introduced as a Newcastle fan by my "mate". Had a great day.