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Why would they do that? Not like Ashley/Hughton has been to the press moaning about them is it.

So you're judging his performance on his ability, rather than his actual performance? So if I'd have played, I wouldn't have been the worst player because it was expected that the other players would help me out? Actually, if I'd have played in the same team as Nolan, I wouldn't have been the worst player.

You fishing? Nolan did nothing. Granted, Smith gave stupid fouls away, but at least we saw him getting involved. Nolan was the most pointless player we've ever seen last night.

Perch has had a much better second half. Well done to the lad.

Can't wait until we meet a team who won't have 70% possession. Might be able to see what our options are then.

We have zero clue what to do with the ball when we get it.

Floodgates?

Stick Scholes in our midfield and we finish top 12. Man I wish we had a player who could actually pass.

Scholes to Giggs. Two fantastic players. Nothing we can complain about there, other than Enrique giving the ball away.

His leg must be SHATTERED. Didn't you see it?

The main difference is they have a couple of midfielders who can play a telling pass. We've got Smith, Nolan and Barton. Evra is dead

Jonas and Nolan off, well done manager

Ooh, Jonas off, XISCO!

Every season I forget that we've still got Shola.

All over them now. Take note Chris, stop playing Nolan.

Carroll and Berbatov our MOTM

Only because every time he shags your mam she insists on making him a full cooked breakfast. My mum died in summer, but thanks. Shagged to death by Shola's schlong? Absolutely.

Only because every time he shags your mam she insists on making him a full cooked breakfast. My mum died in summer, but thanks.

Seeing Nolan go off is like 3 points for me tbh. We've improved 400% since he went off.

Has Ameobi spent the summer eating?

What do any of our scousers bring to the party. Harsh on Gosling tbh. Not a scouser.

What do any of our scousers bring to the party. Harsh on Gosling tbh.

We should stick a bid in for Berbatov and Rooney tbh.

I've just noticed that there's 20 minutes left. Oh.

Are they singing the "Gary Neville is a red" song yet?