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Imagine if it's still an April fools

I broke this news, remember

Giggs has scored

"bloke" would do

Actually, Sky confirmed it, not the club.

It's now confirmed.

SSN aren't reading any emails or texts about april fools jokes. And I know plenty have gone in

Wouldn't you love to be the person who started this, if it's a prank That's two major media sources fooled

What?

This is what I just can't understand about keeping Kinnear on and subsequently not getting someone else when he was taken ill. You'd think Kinnear was doing brilliantly or something. Ashley was ruthless with Allardyce; he wasn't impressed and thought we were in bother. Well we're in far more shit now than we were when Allardyce was here, and they're just sat there doing nothing about it. Perhaps there really were no other options, and there still aren't?

Funny how they're not reporting the two clubs which are likely to go into administration tomorrow. That would be a hell of a "is this an april fool?" debate.

How the hell are Millwall still up there? They've been shite recently.

Another fucking break!

Dennis Wise?

"Mike Ashley is a shrewd man" - David Craig. Rightio.

Cunt? People would pay more attention to you if you weren't so personal about him tbh.

So is it Ashley playing the prank or Sky?

Surely even Sky wouldn't lower themselves to reporting this for hours purely for a prank?

How many pages before sky apologise then? What's the text number to contact them?

Not great to see nobody else picking up on this yet. I'm cancelling sky if this is an april fool.

Back on. Top news.

I'd happily kill David Craig first.

I'd like an admin role if we go down. Expert on lower league football after all

It can't be a joke, surely? Even the few people left backing Ashley would give up.

It's been on SSN for 10 minutes. Is nobody else watching?