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Erm, what's with the change of topic in this thread? Someone feeling a bit stupid?

Didn't Mort say that the clause no longer existed?

Read the thread title again mate.

I would hope he never got near our first team again, and then we manage to offload him ASAP. Terrible player.

He probably wants to leave because the other players have started complaining that he's doing nothing. Exactly the type we don't want here.

We always seem to go up a gear against Chelsea anyway. It's the Portsmouth and Everton games I think we'll come unstuck.

I'm here We'll see in summer if it was a mistake or not though.

Goals scored I would assume All 0-0s. Then what? There'd be a 20 way playoff! God knows how that would work. Probably by replaying every game again! We'd all play one game in the US or something

I've not read much of this thread, but has anyone commented on Woodgate? I'm assuming from his performance that he still loves us, as he was bloody awful. Better than Terry though :D

Kaka could play in Owen's position. Gordon Banks could play in nets as well. Has the makings of a canny team this like. I get it. I'll never suggest an ideal signing ever again. Never. Sorry, I assumed you were taking the piss too. Carrick and Berbatov have been mentioned hundreds of times on this forum. I've always assumed it was a piss take?

Which Skirge has just shown doesn't actually work

Is this thread really saying "not getting as many points as other teams will get you relegated"?

Goals scored I would assume All 0-0s. Then what? Alphabetical order? Or they'd probably just give the title to Liverpool.

Goals scored I would assume

Liverpool have drawn 11.

there plans??

Young, dynamic and looked class against man city. More realistic than some of the other names being mentioned- we could do a lot worse. Weren't Birmingham told they'd have to pay £20m to get him though?

Zero chance of Man United selling Carrick to us. We might as well ask them for Tevez whilst we're at it.

Who told you he's been shit? He was at Scunny last season, and although he was brilliant, he's not Premiership quality.

Really? I always thought he was afforded bit of extra respect because, despite being ridiculoulsy famous, he was always 100% committed on the pitch and continued to dig England out of holes throughout his career (apart from in France 98 obviously). Yep, that's how I see it too.

You've just used that excuse, and Alex answered it. Next...

yes he has Very rare though isn't it. For all of this "he's the fastest player in the world" talk, you'd think he'd use it to our advantage now and again.

Has Martins ever used his pace in a match?

I'd put at that the other way round. All about opinions I guess.

It'll get shouted down mate, despite being the correct order I noticed Gerrard was fantastic again last night. How long before he's dropped?