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If Beye played for Spurs and Chimbonda for us, you'd have that the other way around. Chimbonda is much better. Surprised Chelsea haven't come in for him. Bollocks would I. I've never liked Chimbonda, he seems like a bit of a nob. If he's worthy as much wanking as your willing to give him, then how come Ramos seems to be open to offers for him? Yep, that's EXACTLY how things work in football.

Amazing that given the state of our team people would turn their nose up at Riise. OK, one last time, all together.. WE CAN'T ATTRACT WORLD CLASS PLAYERS!

Tell me about it! I'm so sore this morning! Taylor?

Toure won't be playing. Get Smith on UP FRONT and we'll perform much better than against Bolton. At least they'll come at us so Milner and Duff will have more space.

Is Pandev 39 too?

Perfect match for us then.

Sticking out his chest? Because I'll never guess if I have to take this seriously. Clapping the fans? Acting like he's been shot? Pointing? I would assume it would have to be "pretending to be a Geordie"?

Luciano Figueroa Cheers, that's been bugging me.

Sticking out his chest? Because I'll never guess if I have to take this seriously. Clapping the fans? Acting like he's been shot?

Who's the south american striker that Birmingham signed a few years back who stayed for about 3 weeks?

Why do you say that? Trust me

Jenas is a confidence player, I'd expect him to go on a bit of a run, only to crumble when we play them. No good being a confidence player when you play central midfield. Lose the battle in there and nine times out of ten you will lose the game. I agree with you btw. Sadly, Jenas is better than any central midfielder we have at the club. Says a hell of a lot more about our club than it does about Jenas though. Probably, aye. Superb though? Nah. That's what I took issue with. Ahh sorry, hadn't read that bit. He's decent, not good enough for a top 5 side, but he'd still do a decent job for us.

We're not signing him by the way, as fun as this debate might be

I think he's been poor since that game tbh. He was shocking against Man United in that second half. Doesn't fill me with confidence at all. Still, he's foreign, so I should like him. Everyone was shocking in that second half tbf. I thought Taylor actually played well, considering he was trying to do the job of two men. Cacapa went missing.

I think he's been poor since that game tbh. He was shocking against Man United in that second half. Doesn't fill me with confidence at all. Still, he's foreign, so I should like him.

All mouth and no cock Think he could batter the s*** out of a few people actually. I suspect that he, like that other "toon hardman" Barton, would get a good shoeing in the majority of boozers. Smith's a top bloke tbh. Met him a few times.

Jenas is a confidence player, I'd expect him to go on a bit of a run, only to crumble when we play them. No good being a confidence player when you play central midfield. Lose the battle in there and nine times out of ten you will lose the game. I agree with you btw. Sadly, Jenas is better than any central midfielder we have at the club. Says a hell of a lot more about our club than it does about Jenas though.

Good job i;ve never rated him then isn't it, you can go back and check all my posts on him, at most i've given him time to settle in, that's about it. Taylor i've always rated and stuck up for, but been realistic about at the same time. So who are these kneejerkers you talk of? I know you have always rated Taylor though, and don't remember your opinion on Cacapa, but I've just recently noticed that you don't rate him which is fair enough, as I feel the same about Taylor. But most of the forum from Cacapa's earlier performances were absolutely lauding over him, then now all think he's pretty bog standard. Probably because Cacapa has got steadily worse. Clearly a confidence issue, which hopefully will be put right ASAP.

That's pretty much ideal really. An Elano/Cahill or whatever. It's where Luque should have played tbh

If Beye played for Spurs and Chimbonda for us, you'd have that the other way around. Chimbonda is much better. Surprised Chelsea haven't come in for him.

Ben Richards, the Butcher of Bakersfield, is more realistic. I was thinking Dean Richards.

Africans also make averge strikers, and we sign them. And shite ones, if you count Ameobi.

Can Mike Ashley register himself as a player?

Depends how much he wants to stay in England, no clubs in England look like being after him, liverpol cant aford him, and we are a club in an excellent situation. Crazier things have happened. He said that he'll never play for an English club after Liverpool, because other clubs dont understand the way he plays. He's only played for one other club in England. Bit of an early judgement from him there.