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It's Mendieta, or Baia

Mate's just been on the phone saying that he's been speaking to a club insider and get this: We've signed Collocini, but we're not announcing it because we want to present him along with 2 new signings. One of them is Derdiyok, but my mate won't tell me the other (he does know though!) Medicals have been booked, in two different locations, and the players may or may not be attending them.

Attention seeking maybe?

Assume you forgot to post the fake link? He could at least come up with a more realistic figure. Realistic enough imo Brazilian press are probably reporting it too eh?

What?

Assume you forgot to post the fake link?

If theres any justice in the world it won't be him Looks a bit like BB's Darnell to me but he is still in the house so it can't be. I've missed most of this thread, but is the joke to name 2 people who he doesn't look like?

Find a way to get Scholes out the game early on and they've got nothing

5th best club though! 5TH BEST! Well, that's what we've heard for the last few years, again and again and again and....

Here comes a little sex wee...

How did James become a moderator? I won't believe any transfer news until Martin Jol announces it tbh.

Any 20 year old in the Championship who even remotely looks like a striker will probably come with a price tag of £6m with no guarantee he could score at a higher level. That's just the way the British market is. Could get Andy Keogh for £4m, no problem. Stick a £2m bid in for Sharp from Sheff United whilst we're at it. Perfect. Or £4m could get you Shola with a better scoring record. Maybe we should wait till he moves and then buy him back. Keogh's much better though. What's your point?

Shearer. Nothing more.

Great passer though.

Any 20 year old in the Championship who even remotely looks like a striker will probably come with a price tag of £6m with no guarantee he could score at a higher level. That's just the way the British market is. Could get Andy Keogh for £4m, no problem. Stick a £2m bid in for Sharp from Sheff United whilst we're at it. Perfect.

Gerrard. Nobody else.

You tell us. Fuck off I have nothing to do with the scum that are Hull City.

No disrespect to Sir Bobby but there's plenty of people who deserve something named after them at this club before the great man. Our current manager for example. are you being serious??? Yes. Why? I don't think any living person should have something named after them tbh

Healy to replace Smith? Aiming high aren't we. Isn't Dean Windass available?

Cheers. Perhaps I'm reading too much negativity into that article when I think it means we're not signing anyone else...

Where did Keegan say about 3 new players?

Even if it cost us the FA cup, or a place in Europe?

I'd find this thread very depressing if Brummie didn't post in it.

HOW? Quite obvious. A lot of our fans would rather play with 8 players than play Smith, Duff and Milner. Against 8 men I think Smith might have more room.

We never put a bid in for Arda by the way. As much as I thought Emre was useless, having a player who plays 8 games a season is actually better than having nobody. Seems we have a "sell first, replace later" attitutude at the club at the moment.