Greg

The speculation this evening hasn't even taken us close... Most Online Today: 539. Most Online Ever: 1,652 (Friday 15 July 2011, 09:21:24 PM) What happened on 15th July 2011? Sounds like an attack of Spam Bots. Sammy Ameobi happened.

The speculation this evening hasn't even taken us close... Most Online Today: 539. Most Online Ever: 1,652 (Friday 15 July 2011, 09:21:24 PM)

We should release a cover version when this is confirmed but change it to 'glad it's over'.

Please. Be. True.

Attacking central midfield player I thought. This, but on the left of the midfield obviously. Every now and then he swapped with Garbutt (or whatever their left back was called) for a bit. Thought he was shit.

We were dogshit first half. Played okay in the second, not great but did enough. Everton were shocking second half. I thought we better in the first half to be honest. Poor start but then exerted a fair bit pressure on them. We were poorer in the 2nd when we sat on the lead a bit too much. First half we were shocking, nothing but long balls, very little football.

We were dogshit first half. Played okay in the second, not great but did enough. Everton were shocking second half.

He didn't. He was a lot less shit than usually but if that's a good game I've got a 30 inch cock.

It wasn't even a chance man, it was so fast it just hit him, he had no time to react. It either goes in or it doesn't.

This.

Pretty sure this was just a favour to get him out of Ukraine.

Because he symbolises everything we aren't, namely short passing and movement. Anita is a decent player but totally unsuited to a Pardew team.

Played injured for about a year and was unable to sprint. Hopefully his knee is all sorted now.

Claiming on his social media profiles he will be on the bench tomorrow.

I thought it wasn't but I've just checked the laws of the game 2014/2015 which state: Indirect free kick An indirect free kick is awarded to the opposing team if a goalkeeper, inside his own penalty area, commits any of the following four offences: • controls the ball with his hands for more than six seconds before releasing it from his possession • touches the ball again with his hands after he has released it from his possession and before it has touched another player • touches the ball with his hands after it has been deliberately kicked to him by a team-mate • touches the ball with his hands after he has received it directly from a throw-in taken by a team-mate http://www.fifa.com/mm/document/footballdevelopment/refereeing/02/36/01/11/27_06_2014_new--lawsofthegameweben_neutral.pdf

Colin w*****, an anagram of Neil Warnock. Nah Neil Warnock doesn't have any *s in his name as far as I can see Only because you have the swear filter turned on.

Bollocks in the main. He only got a game cos we had no one else, and has shown how much ability he has. Only question people should be asking now is why did this useless twat of a manager and his staff not have the ability to see this in training? If we hadn't had injuries we probably still wouldn't have seen this lad play. Pardew himself said he would be in the under 21s all year at the start of the season.

Arsenal looks empty.

Van Gaal just said they gave up at half time to save energy for their next game against Spurs. We are shit.

Editing the op was more enjoyable than watching the match. Ended up turning it off and doing it from Soccer Saturday updates.

Heskey scores!!

With this manager. He's here until he retires. How old is the useless bastard? Mid-fifties? 53

Plenty of time yet.