Greg

Aye seen it at the time, they do it for most home games I think.

Can't wait for MOTD 2.

Jonas. A simple but brilliant pass.

Been out all day, just seen the goals, who played the ball to Ben Arfa for our first goal?

How do you sack someone you don't directly employ? Terminate loan maybe.

Hahahhahahahhahahhaaaa.

The arguement was about him being too small to play Centre Back though and he isn't if like you say he has a bigger bloke playing with him. being short didn't stop Paul Parker from being a top class CB. He ended up at right back in the end though.

Wrong flavour.

100% true. He is way too small to be a CB, would be killed in the air just like he was earlier in the season. Williamson IS the only option right now. is he not actually taller than Colocinni???? No. Looked it up he's only 4 centimetres smaller than Colo or an inch and a half in old money. Perch is 6 feet tall, Jamie Carragher for example is 5 foot 11 Perch is 5ft 11.

Fan Amici Santon. http://i.imgur.com/7pj3H.jpg

100% true. He is way too small to be a CB, would be killed in the air just like he was earlier in the season. Williamson IS the only option right now. is he not actually taller than Colocinni???? No.

His leg fell off.

Bloke in front of me got up and walked out after 80 minutes on Sunday and I went off on a massive rant about people leaving early only for him to return a few minutes later having been for a piss.

The majority of non SD adverts go in the prime advertising space, the electric boards surrounding the pitch.

Fuck off Lawro.

Held back of his thigh after most kicks he made in the 2nd half, thought he was going to be sunned at one point. Can't be brining those lights on that help the grass grow while a match is in progress.

The only place I've noticed them is at 5aside football places. I went to florida last year and they were absolutely everywhere I believe it is law in some states for them to be available in certain areas over there.

They're so easy to use that you simply place them in the right place and keep hold of them. They detect the heart rhythm and will recognise when to administer the 'shock' by themselves. They'll only work if the heart is behaving in a certain way and they do 99% of the work. Ooo, hello. I should have read this first! Did I teach you that? I just thought that was you on his account.

If that's true it's one of the worst ideas I've ever heard. Why? They don't harm you if used in error and not in cardiac arrest.

It really should be, if I didn't have to be qualified to do what I do then I doubt I'd know what to do or have the confidence to do it.

CPR and electric shock on the pitch, hope he can pull through.

This is nothing like every other England manager we've had, they've all been shonky as fuck against all kinds of no-marks, bumbling through with spawny 2-1 victories against the likes of Denmark. The whole organisation needs a gigantic kick up the arse. Dernmark a no-mark. Derpmark? Typo. Denmark.