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Yours look horrid atm. Captain going, signed 2 yank GK's & picked up ginger cockney. I'm happy with the keepers, very. And Sidwell. The problem is that we still need another 5 or 6 decent players to stand still, and it just isn't happening. We've got 2 fit defenders at the club, and one of those is Zat Knight. And Stephen Carr is still unattached. f*** Barry, the sooner the fat arsed c*** gets out of the club, the better. In fantasy football Villa's squad does look a bit worrying like, in some games they only have about 3 defenders listed. Total num defenders at club = 4. Num CBs fit = 2 Num CBs fit and NOT Zat Knight = 1 Num CBs on way back from long term injury = 1 Num FBs at club (excluding kids) = 1 Num FBs at club who have both feet currently pointing the right way = 0 Shorey is apparently coming, which is a decent LB signing, but we need a RB and we need him NOW. Aaron Hughes?

This is my new favourite topic. Show us the money!

My frustration is born out of the fact that I expected (not hoped) for him to be replaced and the more he plays (without it looking like we're making any effort to shift him, the KK quotes, the lack of a new striker coming in which is something we desperately need) the more annoyed about it I get.

Wouldn't surprise me at all tbh. Had an account for yonks. Remember the days he was a struggling journo writing for this site to gain experience?

With a clause insisting that he plays against us?

Now all we need is for Paul Scholes to get injured and we might be in luck!

Sexual

Okay, he can replace Lee Carsley. Thanks. That is some of their opinions actually .

Been reading Toffeeweb forum and apparently Smith has only looked shit because everyone fails here, he was played in the wrong position and our training is shit . Hey, whatever gets him out of here!

Impressive signing for Spurs

Alan Smith to Everton Hopefully!

David Moyes could well be our knight in shining armour.

I hope they do sign Captain Injury.

I always felt we needed more than one of these topics.

That's the key part . I wonder who could actually work with Taylor.

Really? Ja. Let's report him.

Left one looks like Roy Keane.

No

Full time. Meh.

Bassong excellent again.

Texting Blatter... "Article 18 or the "Gutierrez": I changed my mind, I dont want to play with these fuckers." Ah article 18 with the escape clause to article 17 if the team that the player joins employs Alan Smith as a footballer.

Wonder what Jonas was texting. Probably "Holy shit, what have I signed up for?"

You'd rather win than lose though. It's not even the results, we've not had a shot to speak of in three games (one against Doncaster). Owen and Viduka will get injuries and a striker is absolutely critical in the next 28 days. It's critical for the Man Utd match. Without a decent striker we'll probably get absolutely tonked (again *sigh*).

Problem he's having is, every time he plays a half decent forward ball it gets fired right back at him.... "Fucking hell"

All of them bar Guthrie, Enrique and Bassong?