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I hope they do sign Captain Injury.

I always felt we needed more than one of these topics.

That's the key part . I wonder who could actually work with Taylor.

Really? Ja. Let's report him.

Left one looks like Roy Keane.

No

Full time. Meh.

Bassong excellent again.

Texting Blatter... "Article 18 or the "Gutierrez": I changed my mind, I dont want to play with these fuckers." Ah article 18 with the escape clause to article 17 if the team that the player joins employs Alan Smith as a footballer.

Wonder what Jonas was texting. Probably "Holy shit, what have I signed up for?"

You'd rather win than lose though. It's not even the results, we've not had a shot to speak of in three games (one against Doncaster). Owen and Viduka will get injuries and a striker is absolutely critical in the next 28 days. It's critical for the Man Utd match. Without a decent striker we'll probably get absolutely tonked (again *sigh*).

Problem he's having is, every time he plays a half decent forward ball it gets fired right back at him.... "Fucking hell"

All of them bar Guthrie, Enrique and Bassong?

Only players looking decent are Guthrie, Bassong and Enrique.

Half time. Booooooooooooo.

Hah Bassong has more attacking threat than Smith.

Haha the commentators "well if you put in Newcastle's entire first team, they'd probably look a lot better."

was thinking the same about smith That's just stating the obvious though

Is Cacapa actually playing? Haven't seen him do anything.

Majorca are playing slow motion football but still dominating.

Haha Guthrie: "Fucking hell" after a bad pass.

This is painful to watch.

The reserves will be better than this because they'll have played together properly before. This isn't even a reserve team we've put out. Just a collection of shit.

Game over[/Allardyce days]

It's definitely an embarassing team selection.