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His agent is the media.

He's a right talentless, effortless cunt with bad hair.

How come Duff is good again?

We're playing actual football. Haven't seen that for a long time.

Really? Are you sure? check the 24 hours thread. Really? Are you sure? check the 24 hour thread. Really? I can't be bothered. Give me the jizz(t) of it.

Ameobi and Smith say "Hi, we're still clogging up your wage bill lulz." 'Midfielder' Smith's quote still applies . KK's told him to f*** off up front though, remember. So close .

Really? Are you sure? check the 24 hours thread. Really? Are you sure?

This question suddenly looks very dull.

Really? Are you sure?

Ameobi and Smith say "Hi, we're still clogging up your wage bill lulz." 'Midfielder' Smith's quote still applies .

Ameobi and Smith say "Hi, we're still clogging up your wage bill lulz."

Central America I think.

I thought Mexico but wasn't sure which side of America they were technically classed as.

The Barca game really wasn't that great of a performance, we were really hanging on by the end and Barca were going through a pretty average phase by their standards at the time. I honestly can't remember that West Ham game that you all keep referring too, I'm pretty sure I went to every home game that season but can't recall that one at all. It was the one where we had something like 40 shots at goal and 25 on target.

We could probably play Harper up front on his own against Spurs and still beat them though.

Unfortunately I can't see that ever working and what's more to the point, I'm pretty sure KK sees that too. Why not? Cos neither one is several inches higher than the other? The partnership has barely been tested; i swear the last time it was tried out was at the end of Roeder's tenure, where he chucked Owen down the left-wing for the remaining twenty minutes of games. Owen has excellent movement, creativity, technique and general intelligence. If Martins' mobility and nouse of where he's meant to be continues to improve like it did do last season, then i see no reason why it shouldn't work. They're both decent in the air too, both good goalscorers. Worth a shot iyam. Last time was when we beat Spurs 3-1.

West Brom did kick him out though didn't they?

The media can quote me on this: http://badera.us/hostedimages/middle-finger.jpg Fuck off and leave us alone.

Feasible? Dunno A good idea? Most definitely.

You'd love it if we pinched him from under their noses though.

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Until Modric swoops in and sucks their blood.

Buy another one then go all out to get rid of Ameobi and Smith. Sadly it looks like Ameobi is happy enough to stay put, even when we've supposedly offered him to a few interested clubs for naff all. Can still see us being able to flog Smith though. Cancel his contract if needs be. We don't need any Winston Bogarde's on board.

Buy another one then go all out to get rid of Ameobi and Smith.

Might as well throw Spear straight in. Can't be any worse really.