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Then he's not suited to being a football owner. Partly true. It also means he could one day turn around and say f*** it, I want to win the Champions League in 2 years, splashing out on all sorts of galacticos Not exactly shown that kinda desire. I dunno, what about when he announced his favourite player was Alan Smith That just made me think he might be gay. or he could admire Smith's sheer brilliance with a ball at his feet Is that some kind of s&m reference?

Then he's not suited to being a football owner. Partly true. It also means he could one day turn around and say f*** it, I want to win the Champions League in 2 years, splashing out on all sorts of galacticos Not exactly shown that kinda desire. I dunno, what about when he announced his favourite player was Alan Smith That just made me think he might be gay.

Then he's not suited to being a football owner. Partly true. It also means he could one day turn around and say f*** it, I want to win the Champions League in 2 years, splashing out on all sorts of galacticos Not exactly shown that kinda desire.

Then he's not suited to being a football owner.

That's always how he wins.

Never would have happened in the old testament.

Nothing to worry about. Signing Spurs players just guarantees us a minimum of 3 goals against them every game.

I'm guessing it's based on the agent saying he was interested in a move to Spurs but that Zenit want a hell of a lot more money than Spurs are willing to offer. Is their a club Arshavin isn't interested in according to his agent? No serious bid has come in for him since the Euros and his agent is keeping his name in the spotlight. Still think we have a bid on the table, probably around the 12-15 million mark and no one has gone substantially higher than that. Zenit want some magical fee in the region of £24m according to reports. Think Spurs probably offered about £12-15m and have been told something along the lines of 'offer £24m or fuck off.'

I'm guessing it's based on the agent saying he was interested in a move to Spurs but that Zenit want a hell of a lot more money than Spurs are willing to offer.

Injury prone central defence, no defensive midfielder, no left winger, no decent strikers once Berbatov goes and their whole team is light weight. Modric and Arshavin will need time to adapt. They will flatter to deceive again.

Does he?

I really hated Dalglish.

Chill Ha ha, its just all this on off s**** does my head in when a transfer should be as simple as this: Wise: Well hello there Mr Deportivo we are looking purchase Colocinni from you for 9.5 million pounds, so what say thee? Mr Deportivo: No, I want 10.5 million pounds for my player my good fellow. Wise: Ah I see good sir, 10.5 million pounds it is then my friend. Mr Deportivo: Good, you now have permission to speak with Mr Coloccinni. Wise: Jolly good sir. Mr Coloccini: I want £60,000 a week Mr Wise. Wise: 60 grand you say?, how about £50,000 a week plus a lifetimes supply of free steak bakes from Greggs? Mr Coloccinni: Deal. Wise: So Mr Deportivo, we have agreed personal terms with Mr Coloccinni are you happy to confirm the deal? Mr Deportivo: Without question Mr Wise sir. Simple innit? Wise sounds rather polite.

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I reckon his agent probably touted him around and we said we'd be interested if he bought his contract out.

It's bad yes, but we'd be missing 3 of our first choice strikers so it's not so bad. We still need another target man though.

Maybe he grieves quickly.

Two injury prone central defenders, no proper left winger still, no defensive midfielder, losing their best strikers and the whole team is fairly light weight. They have a very soft spine. There's still a lot of work for them to do imo.

1. Man Utd 2. Arsenal 3. Chelsea Way 4th. Liverpool

You realize he sees us as offering "the contract of his life"? I'm still unsure about how much he wants to join Newcastle United... That's all we have to offer him anyway.

Imagine if the next development was that the Depor president kidnapped Coloccini's wife and threatened to kill her unless we pay up. That would certainly make things more interesting.

Just send Joey Barton over there to stab the Depor president repeatedly.

I imagine that was the face he made when the Dinamo Zagreb president told him he had to go to Spurs.

Surprised they didn't say "NUFC does not do transfers."

He was really good in midfield against Chelsea but I'd rather he was in the defence. Sign Burdisso too and then Faye can go in the midfield maybe.