Skeletor

Nah they did that story earlier. Said no charges will be pressed and he claimed he thought it was a non-alcoholic drink.

Still having his medical according to SSN.

SSN - Newcastle boosted by Smith and Ameobi staying. Cunts!

says who? spurs really need a skilful 2nd forward to play wih pavlychenko, i wonder who they will turn to now... Zenit official. Says even if they get the Berbatov money that it's too late and he won't be sold.

Finnan to Espanyol

Arshavin transfer officially off

Berbatov in a car with Fergie according to SSN

They're really reeling in the mongs today.

i'm sure he does. I don't think gonzalez will be the last midfielder coming in today. i see him more as someone who increases our options, which is even more important than usual with 7 players on a subs bench. I still see the midfield as lacking something too. There are lots of options but i think we have 5 and half decent midfielders, if Gonzalez is good that is. Yeah a Nicky Butt replacement.

Who said that?

When I think of Nile Ranger I think of the two guys from the beginning of Aphex Twin's Windowlicker video.

Attacking central midfielder by the looks of it.

How? Ahead of Man Utd? I'd love that. People read too much into this 'omg but theyre r rivals' s***, he's not THAT good. Didn't stop Spurs from being s*** last year. City already have a team that betters ours imo anyway. Which is why them getting Berbatov is terrible for us and everyone else who aims to be challenging for Europe...not to forget that Spurs will have £30m to go out and get a replacement.

How?

Well I'm sure we would if our owner was worth 875 billion.

Because they've sold one of their best players? Yes

I feel my jealousy of Citeh rising even further since this morning.

I have to admit that I'm rather jealous of this.

He sounds dreamy.

I imagine he posted a youtube clip.

Jamie Redknapp lives in a parallel universe to the rest of the football world though.

Happy/sad? Well as long as the main man's back in action, I'll be confident enough. http://www.bbc.co.uk/tyne/content/images/2006/12/24/martins_470x320.jpg http://www.bbc.co.uk/tyne/content/images/2007/01/15/martins_416x300.jpg http://www.bbc.co.uk/tyne/content/images/2007/10/23/nufcspurs4_470x380.jpg http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44525000/jpg/_44525186_martins_pa.jpg Hoping for Collocini to put Modric's horrible elfen face in Level 7 as well. Elven? More like an orc.

Dunno why but that made me lol .

I'm picturing his reaction being much like your avatar.

What a shit deal.