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Given Beye Cacapa Taylor Enrique Milner Faye Emre N'Zogbia Owen Martins Bit difficult up front as ideally I want Viduka in there but without any real spark anywhere on the pitch we need Martins' unpredictability more than anything.

Hopefully in the summer we won't have to think about how shit he is ever again.

He's gash.

Stephen Carr is a liability at Right Back, never mind left back - The thing that worries me is that we now have had two managers that would play people out of position rather than play Enrique Especially since Enrique has been decent enough when he's played.

Taylor is not that bad, but fair point about Carr. I think you organise someone else to lock him in the dressing room.

Who do you suggest plays instead? Enrique, Emre, Faye & Viduka would be a start. Theres no harm at all in playing LuaLua too. And Martins will come back and make a different (I hope).

Bit ambitious really.

This but Steven Carr should have eels funnelled up his arsehole whilst some girl shits on his face repeatedly.

This is the problem. Everytime we take the lead the panic stations go up. We don't look like we're gonna win another game all season. When was the last win? Fulham?

Well we're as good as sunk then.

Keegan made a big mistake not starting Faye and Enrique in my opinion. Without Faye we had no-one to match them in the air and they took the piss time and time again with balls over the top and set pieces and Carr was just abysmal as always.

Obviously our team has no self belief what so ever at the minute and without winning games it's hard to see how the team is gonna get their confidence back. I don't envy Keegan one bit :-[.

WO! Geremi should not be right wing under any circumstances, he's rubbish. FYP.

Make no mistake about it, we need all the things mentioned in the first post.

Err... we certainly weren't. Sparks speaks the truth.

Troisi has world class hair.

This.

Agreed I wasn't impressed, but I'm giving our players a clean slate under Keegan (except the obvious no hopers).

One telling thing was how our team looked like they'd forgotten how to shoot. I put that down to Allardyce's methods. Looks like all we did was set pieces and his fitness training.

It'll take £100m to turn this team around. At least I'd trust Keegan to spend it wisely.

One thing Sam didn't do was play Ameobi. I think he played him once against Derby? And then never again.

Open the cheque book please Mr. Ashley. It's gonna be needed. On the plus side, I think we'll do well against teams who actually play football.

FUCK OFF. From now on I hope Bolton get relegated and never ever come back.

Urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg

We should shoot from long range more often...or in fact at all.