Skeletor

"Trust in Howe" Or some other bullshit to justify a bad signing.

Great fiction writer for sure.

Also he is one off being the all-time highest direct free kick goal scorer in the PL of all time. "Decent" indeed.

Have a soft spot for him because his fluke goal against Liverpool is what won Amanda over.

Still and forever

He's exactly what we need. Fuck McTominay.

Guess we'll have to drop our interest in McTominay then.

Fucking hell Cacapa. Forgot that decrepit mumm-ra wannabe played for us.

When we signed Butt and Smith they were both still considered good players. That's what made their performances even sadder. At least we knew Obertan would be shit from the beginning.

It would be an honour to see him sitting on Man Utd's bench next season.

Palace are a bit boring, but there's far more offensive teams to flush such as Everton.

I read once that under FFP we can sign "3 and a half Isaks" and we've all read that we will see PIF flex their muscles for the first time this window. Therefore I think a summer window along the lines of: Big outlay/transformative signings: James Maddison Diaby or Raphinha Alexis MacAllister (hard to say what he would go for given the range between Cucurella and Trossard) Free signings: Alex Grimaldo Marcus Thuram Plus whatever happens with Jamaal Lascelles and replacing him would have us competing on all fronts. Maybe ASM would go too. Plus some poaching of players from academies across the world to pad out the youth ranks. Outgoings: Karius, Manquillo, Lascelles*, Dummett, Hendrick, Hayden, Ritchie, ASM* The most important piece of business, not selling Bruno. That is as much of a statement in itself as we will no doubt have cunts like Real Madrid and Citeh coming for him. Squad: Pope, Dubravka Trippier, Ashby, Krafth, Grimaldo, Targett, Schar, Botman, Burn, Lascelles* Bruno, Joelinton, MacAllister, Maddison, Willock, Longstaff ASM*, Diaby/Raphinha, Miggy, Gordon, Thuram, Isak, Wilson

FFS. Let him have until the end of the season to Spurs up their CL hopes.

How much do you think it would take for Brighton to part with Alexis MacAllister? Assuming Chelsea don't hoover him up as part of their FFP loop-hole-aganza. I just want him here.

Man Utd sneaking past 9 men Fulham and realising that they have to travel to St James' Park to play an inform Newcastle United without Casemiro and potentially Rashford.

Most people are positive about signing Rice or Mount. You will always get some people who don't rate a player for their own reasons. It's nothing like Wood, Gordon or McTominay where the overwhelming sentiment is negative.

He'd be a 0.