Skeletor

Man Utd without Casemiro

I'm feeling sadistic since we're not in the mix. Would love to have all of the bottom half of the table within 3 points of each other on the final day.

Lionel Miggy.

Hopefully we've broken the Wolves curse too. Hate dropping points to them every time. Fuck off back to the Championship.

Botman will never score.

Lionel Miggy!

Trippier definitely fell the wrong way.

Aimless long balls now.

Adding crowd medical emergencies to our shithousery.

Can only assume that's not a red because since it's Murphy it wasn't a goal scoring opportunity.

Pope having a stinker.

Amazing what shooting can do. Thought we'd completely fucked it after we were falling to pieces after Pope's blunder, but it's been a master class since

And people say torture can't be beautiful.

Lie, cheat, steal. Do whatever it takes to win.

4th is still in our hands, if we could just score goals and win games.

Can't.

Definitely many more cases to come yet. The big clubs have been buying referees for decades.

People already doing mental gymnastics to justify McTominay FFS. He's a bad player.

We have about 13 first team players. But yes I'd happily take the risks for Maddison. I think he'd be the best signing we could make this summer.

Steve Bruce in his Emperor Palpatine phase telling Eddie "embrace the fat side".