Skeletor

How about they go eat a decroded piece of crap.

No thanks.

Interesting. Don't think it's official until another 100 people make the same tedious joke.

Was Andreas Andersson bad like? No-one ever points it out.

90% possession

Krafth in a boot and on crutches.

I've said it for years. He's all athleticism and no ability.

Been very promising, but Billy if there's a free kick in Trippier territory, don't take it quick.

Wow. If that isn't a red then nothing is.

He's shit?

Amazing how the referee can see Lascelles' face bleeding profusely and not understand it's because he's been assaulted.

Is amazing how every season we go out of the cups in the first round yet the players still turn up every time with the arrogance of "we just need to turn up and it's won".

How he's still here is baffling. He's been pony from day one.

Well it quite literally is Brewsey's team with Anderson, Wood and Target.

Extremely undeserved against the run of play.

We'll let the board worry if they're overpaying. He's a quality player and we've been starved of attacking quality for years.

Nice effort Billy

Murphy with a Murphy like finish there.

Well yesterday I never would have thought we'd be signing Isak either.

Would love us to swoop in and sign Paqueta at the last minute, like so many clubs have done to us with other players over the years.

Can play Brazil's home games at St James' Park

Or fully saw the potential of an unleashed Newcastle United and fell in love.

I forbid Paqueta going to another club. Another signing out of nowhere please Amanda