Skeletor

Reading other forums to see how our performance was viewed and the overwhelming comment I see on every forum is "Why haven't Newcastle spent more this season/signed anyone?"

He's in a bacon coma right now.

It was relaxing knowing the ball was never going forward while he had it.

How indeed

He played like the man of my dreams. Imagine him and Maddison in the same team.

Certainly has no Ws.

With better finishing it would have been 4 or 5-0. The scoreline flatters Forest who are as bad a team as I've seen at SJP in a long time (and I include Brewcey's boys in that).

My combined 11 Pope Trippier Schar Burn Target Bruno Big Joe Little Joe Almiron ASM Wilson

Wonderful performance. The type of pass and move football I haven't seen from us in decades. This team with a few attacking additions is going to be super sexy. Also to any of the Forest knackers lurking - Your team is fucking shit. £100m right down the drain.

No more goals

Colback proven us wrong today for sure

"Pass forward"

Us vs Forest

Classic set penis there with Burn doing his best Williamson.

Most deserved goal in a while.

USE YOUR FUCKING RIGHT FOOT FFS.

We didn't buy any attacking players.

We're playing great but this lot are fucking shit it has to be said.

Aye. But...

Bring back Dave

There's always another Carr Paqueta in the lot.

Unless their DOF is Joe Kinnear and the player's name is Yohan Kebab.