Skeletor

Great

All Brazilian midfield trio

Much better for them.

Bamba Dieng right now

Paqueta is my number 1 target. I'd even let them off the hook if they didn't sign any other attacking players if they got him.

Willing the Paqueta transfer into existence.

The bullet hit our foot long ago.

Giggs' goal over turned by VAR.

Yeah don't care about the Dieng link but suck Paqueta straight to my veins!

Me looking at other clubs signing attacking players.

Hates Brewcey. Sign him up.

I will never tire of the thought of LPaqz in a Newcastle shirt alongside Bruno

He looked good in pre-season so that's a big blow. Guess we'll have to find a midfielder who is not more than £40m now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGPqqhxEI78 Match cam.

Unless it's another Chris Wood.

Quick Google search says £230k per week.

Someone actually WILLINGLY hiring this complete shyster

Beeeeew. Really wanted him here. Who's the next target?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBxXbugN9EI Extended highlights.

It's like a glitch in the matrix.

Looking at their forum and their 180 on us, I'd suggest they didn't watch any PL games last season.