Skeletor

TL;DR. What time do the sharks get here?

Since I was a wrong thread wanker:

The museum of horrific strikers: Xisco, Chucky, Old man Doumbia, Kuqi, Gouffran, Luuk De Jong, Riviere, Joselu...

It's great when the possibility of the season being cancelled doesn't affect us in any way since we were so mediocre.

Kinnear trying to sell Enrique then having a heart attack.

Sky News just interviewed the lawyer for Khashogghi’s widow. When asked what he’d say to us Newcastle fans: “I’m sure they can look forward to another takeover in the future.”

To be honest I haven’t seen anyone I wouldn’t be happy with linked yet. Strange feeling because under Ashley it’s usually going through the grief stages until you get to beaten down acceptance.

Rafa aside we’ve been dining on a feast of Bruce, Schteve and Pardew/Carver. Pochettino would be like going from dating 1s to a 9 overnight.

Paying the going rate. Revolutionary!

No that was Gregg.

Mutual consent?

Maybe our owners need someone to de-rust the bonesaw on.

That picture looks like a clone splitting from him.

Guess who wins again

Even better if Richard Keys WAS the violation.

French league has been cancelled