Skeletor

"I'm baaaack. What did I miss?"

Ideally we need a DM, AM, RW and striker. But RW is the highest priority as we don't have anyone good enough there currently.

He can play in a Rey Mysterio style mask.

I hope they were all in the people carrier.

Soon we'll have a team full of sexy, world class footballers and we won't know who to swoon over most!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/35329338 My favourite Siem De Jong injury.

The title needs an update.

You're no Adam P.

If it's waiting on a work permit you might be holding in that wank for a while yet.

Skilled worker visa

We need a Y2B countdown.

Spotted playing Fifa with Maldini and Loic Remy. Deal's off.

Jack Colback is shedding a tear of pride at that hiding from the ball.

Nicky Butt, Alan Smith, Gabriel Obertan, Danny Simpson. We should make it a policy not to sign anyone from Man Utd.

Harry Redknapp probably kidnapped him again.

He is still a good Championship striker who will get goals at that level.

Just photoshop Wor Eddie in.

He has had two deals in front of him...

Well we've reached an impasse. I don't believe he will end up here anyway so it won't matter.

On the flip side, what would it take for you to accept he doesn't want to be here?

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