Skeletor

Skilled worker visa

We need a Y2B countdown.

Spotted playing Fifa with Maldini and Loic Remy. Deal's off.

Jack Colback is shedding a tear of pride at that hiding from the ball.

Nicky Butt, Alan Smith, Gabriel Obertan, Danny Simpson. We should make it a policy not to sign anyone from Man Utd.

Harry Redknapp probably kidnapped him again.

He is still a good Championship striker who will get goals at that level.

Just photoshop Wor Eddie in.

He has had two deals in front of him...

Well we've reached an impasse. I don't believe he will end up here anyway so it won't matter.

On the flip side, what would it take for you to accept he doesn't want to be here?

No

Scenes!

As soon as a deal was agreed, Botman was here and signed. Can't say the same for Ekitike.

That is not the same situation. Lille didn't want to sell Botman and that was the only issue standing in the way of that transfer. Ekitike has gone out of his way to avoid signing for us in two windows now when push came to shove.

For 2 seasons.

The guy drawing his portrait is busy shading.

Lot of desperate Dans too.

He's a long way from Brighton now, Toto. Welcome to the goldfish bowl.

Wait, the Italian press are not trust worthy? Who knew...

No RW and striker and we've failed massively. Also I want a DM and an AM on top of that. All of those and it would probably rival our best ever window.

I don't know why, but I have a soft spot for Joselu. The most likeable of our crap strikers that we've had.