Skeletor

"That's ok. Your tears say more than real evidence ever could."

Probably for the best the World Cup wasn't this summer

Our social media team has had such a glow up since the Fat Ash days.

Roberto Baggio was my other football hero when I was a kid. From watching World Cup 94.

Saga implies developments.

Rob Lee. Remember going to the barber and asking them to give me his haircut. What a player.

Sounds like a Bad Luck Brian type.

Think they were saying we'd offered more money than Milan before but he only wanted to go to Milan. Now they're saying Milan haven't even made a formal bid and we've agreed a fee.

Is the agent Bruno? Because Lodi used to be his best friend before Paquetta.

He's delightfully dull.

Well it's obvious that fuck all is happening and the journos are just filling their columns with the same regurgitated crap. Henderson being an easy one.

The Dean Henderson links are becoming boring.

Due to what happened the first time around I won't get my hopes up until he's pictured on our official club accounts holding up the shirt.

Remember Sir Bobby having a strange dig at fans for being upset that Cort was always injured/unavailable. Yes, we do expect our players to be able to play most of the time.

Pretty bad to cancel a flight after you've already checked passengers luggage and let them through security tbh. I'd be as angry as he is.

How does that happen? Connecting flight?

We want a winger then

Mike Ashley rocking up like

One thing I want to see this season is plans put in motion to start increasing our revenues massively. Ashley was an expert in minimising our finances and taking us from one of the richest clubs in football to one that generated next to nothing.

Hopefully he doesn't enjoy playing Fifa with shit clubs' owners.

I agree. There are other striker targets I would prefer to him, but he'd be a good signing too.

His opinion is wide of the mark.

All amateurs compared to the great man