Skeletor

Tippy tappy s*** and defensive football. I don't think we're particularly defensive, we're just not very good at making things happen. Defensive would imply we were good at defending. We're just inept.

It was a terrible appointment on paper. Unfortunately Ashley has killed expectations so we now convince ourselves that we couldn't do any better anyway. Truth is that Ashley just doesn't want to do any better. A doormat who will shut up and accept what he's given is his wet dream.

Ashley lives for failure. Any time things are going well he kills it off. Keegan returns and creates a feel good factor, getting the team winning again - Forced out. Hughton picks the team after they've been embarrassingly relegated and wins promotion emphatically - sacked. The team finishes 5th - He invests next to nothing in the team in the summer and then actively begins asset stripping the team. On the other hand Pardew stinks up the club for nearly 2 years doing what seems like irreversible damage now and never gets close to the sack. Just so fucking hopeless.

No point getting angry. Ashley will be perfectly pleased with him.

Happy birthday to me. Should have known these wankers would let me down.

Thank fuck. The orgasm the commentator was leading to would have been unbearable.

I'm not bothered by it at all but then I'm desensitised to cheating since it's rife in football anyway.

Drinkwater over hits a cross 'Great ball in'

What's happened to Mbemba's eyebrows?

Thauvin gonna get a chance.

Classic Simpson

Shut up Pardew.

Sissoko on

ROOOOOOOOO

My 30th birthday on Saturday. These cunts better win.

Some hit that

What a ball.

Pardew almost wet himself with glee there.

It's painful yet healing at the same time.

HBA

That's as far as I read too. All I needed to know that it wasn't going to be a parody.

Can't believe my TV license money paid for this article.

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2-0 and a paddlin' for Klopp.

This cunt.