Skeletor

Wooo Lesta

What the hell is he doing?! Major cringe HOW DARE A MAN WEAR GLASSES WHEN HE DIDN'T PREVIOUSLY. TO THE GULAGS WITH HIM. To be fair they are gash as fuck.

Fuck off

Catts not for Dick like.

Catts definitely needs a 10 year extension.

Sunderland - Suck and lose

3

2-0

Get in

'Look at that bench. Most of those would get into many teams first teams' Yes ignore the fact they should be in his own first team.

12 McCarthy 02 Ward 06 Dann 27 Delaney 23 Souaré 22 Mutch 07 Cabaye 18 McArthur 11 Zaha 42 Puncheon 17 Murray Only two good players there.

Euro 2004 Rooney was great to watch. Thought he was gonna end up Messi/Ronaldo level back then.

Loved Sky trolling Merson. 'Benteke isn't the kind of player who will beat a few players and then score' then they show a highlights reel of him scoring 2 or 3 goals like that.

Apparently all West Brom have going for them is Tony Pulis

Pardew never had any say in the way NUFC was run or how we constantly punched well below our weight in the transfer market. He basically picked the team, well for the league games anyway. Cabaye might actually rate Pardew as a manager. What he is saying is that NUFC should be doing far better than what we are which is 100% correct. Holding onto a manager who constantly picks talentless cloggers over our best players definitely falls into the category of what Cabaye was talking about. If he rates Pardew as a manager he's as stupid as he is a cunt.

Cunt

That is basically what happened last season already.

The part where he joined up with Pardew again. Pardew being manager should be one of those 'things he doesn't understand' about what Ashley does.

Their team is ok. Under a real manager they'd be comfortable. Under Pardew it's how quickly can he suck all the life out of them and alienate the talented players.

Remember Ian Wright criticising Sven Goran Erikson for not looking as passionate as Steve McClaren and then declaring that McClaren would make a better England manager? Worked out well. The man is a few levels below idiot.

Didn't fit our agenda - Signs Cabaye, Shola and tries to sign Coloccini and Remy...

Think everyone knew we weren't going to sign 2 centre backs. It takes us 12-18 months minimum to sign one. This is the next best thing even if he's haggard and a bit shit now. Hopefully we can send Williamson to the glue factory now.

Meh. Welcome and all that. Be good or else.

They say that every year. They have signed one or two good players this year but it will still be shit as always.

High praise indeed.