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RIP Steven Gerrard

How long can it take to print of a few pages and sign the motherfucker? When you're the King, you can take as long as you please.

Keith Millen bringing all the excitement to this press conference.

Not gonna be done until 2020.

I'm sure there is some fast track thing from being a notable Liverpool player straight to punditry so that there is always at least one ex-Liverpool player in every studio every where. Even Neil Mellor made it to Soccer Saturday some how.

As a player yes. Wish he'd keep his mouth shut though. That's why he's a boss. No-one else would be that brutally honest about not missing Pardew He's previously said we should stick with Pardew and those comments earlier today saying Carver deserves a chance are as well. Fair enough about Carver but he is forgiven for the Pardew one after that comment about not missing him and the ones he made after the derby.

As a player yes. Wish he'd keep his mouth shut though. That's why he's a boss. No-one else would be that brutally honest about not missing Pardew

Too much Pardew to the brain.

Janmaat is a fucking boss.

Exactly. As a southerner, Londoner and immigrant rolled into one (yep, the most evil of all ), it surprises me how much anti-southern/cockney rhetoric there is on here and elsewhere. The cockney thing makes me cringe, it's like every Londoner is a cockney on here. Cockney culture has been and gone, and London has a variety of different people, accents and backgrounds. If I'm totally honest sometimes I feel a bit ostracised as a NUFC fan when I see phrases like 'cockney Mafia out' and 'southern boys' club' uttered with the same neglect and flippancy as those who chastise the North east. Thanks for the generalisation, I'll have a long hard look in the mirror tonight. Nail on the head tbh. There's certainly some anti-southern rhetoric that exists without a doubt. Putting it lightly

WOW Shame it doesn't loop the right way but still

Poor Bobby. Having his name tainted left, right and centre lately.

Midfield is an area where you can't just disappear or hide. It's all well and good putting in a good corner we score from and scoring a great goal but when the rest of your performance leaves huge holes that expose our defence and isolate the attackers and we concede 3 goals, at home, to one of the worst teams in the league, you can't defend that.

SSN trolling there.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/4118633/noooooooooooo-o.gif Just end it.

3PM but only with Keith Millen :-/

He's such a cunt for the way he's dragged this out.

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/video-game-championship-wrestling/images/9/94/Daniel_Bryan_YES.gif/revision/latest?cb=20130306110059

I swear I used to be the only one back in the day He was proper elegant, great passer, really good vision. Loved him. Watch his YT compilation every now and again I made that compilation

This thread has taken a bizarre turn.

I swear I used to be the only one back in the day

Imagine if he signed Ben Arfa and it was revealed it was all an elaborate ruse to get them all to Crystal Palace by Steve Parish.

If that was gonna happen we'd have seen it today. As usual.

Need to see him holding that damn Palace shirt.