Skeletor

Rolando Aarons gets linked to Man City after every game he plays.

Great. http://www.televisedrevolution.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/lovejoy-1440x564_c.jpg 'Won't someone please think of the goal difference?'

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Tactical flexibility, innovative training methods, attacking football (apparently), fluent English, studied the coaching side of the game from a young age, and seemingly natural inteligence http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/john-carver-rejects-accusations-fielded-8379134 He's basically the Anti-Pardew. It's the role play part of the interview where they test how good he is at lying to fans and taking the flak.

Saw him for the first time ever the other day having an epic tantrum about Frank Lampard

'I fort we made a good side like Dover look ordinary'

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2014-06-24-jobcentre.jpg

This is torture. Dreaming of a manager like that and then getting Carver.

Dear God no.

Has sharp football brain http://sosodecx.com/sports/img/JohnCarvererere.png Can't beat Burnley or Leicester.

The cunt has named a strong Palace side.

Remi Garde seems to be on all the lists.

Not necessarily.

Can't wait for Dover vs Palace today. C'mon Dover.

Think it's the prospect of paying up X amount of contracts in the event of a sacking that he doesn't like. He was reportedly very unhappy with paying up the lorryload of staff that Allardyce brought with him. You can't usually get someone to pay for a manager unless they're as dim as Steve Parish. Course, this all begs the question of why he gave an 8 year contract to Pardew and his neanderthals. I can only assume that upon finishing 5th he genuinely thought he had some sort of world class management team on his hands, the fucking fat brainless cunt. The 8 year contract reeks of Llambias doing his mate a favour. He already had 4 years left on his previous contract.

Is Shteve no longer British? Or am I looking at the wrong list?

Someone change the advert boarding to a Sports Direct one.

The anger/booing is justified. Carver openly lied to every one about what to expect today. They have to face up to it.

'Gerro'

Much more positive.

*Insert SackCarver.com image*

Always liked that Shteve

Every time I see that Shrewsbury badge

We should take that song from the Anelka West Brom video and put it over the top of Pardew's Palace interview.