Skeletor

Keith Bishop is probably already out sourcing homeless and poor people to pay to fill the seats.

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Can't remember the last player we sold for a worthwhile fee.

Some early Pardew results here: 3-1 Liverpool 5-0 West Ham 4-4 Arsenal 4-1 Wolves It's when he starts building his own team and gets a few negative results that his true colours come out.

It's a good thing they handle criticism well and don't get defensive when someone rumbles them on their agenda.

Other clubs must love dealing with us 'We'll give you £2m for Janmaat. Now I know it seems a bit unfair but...' 'Sold!' '...Ok then.'

The last time it was fun to support this club Enrique went in goal as we got revenge on Liverpool for poaching our players.

I think it's more 'What else am I gonna do with my weekend?' from sinfully boring people that's the problem.

So woeful he didn't even play.

Don't fancy anything with Carvdew in charge.

Deserved to be subbed for showing up the English lads with his inferior DNA.

Give them polite hell Ian.

'We restored some pride today' (On Sissoko) '2 games is better than 3. That's the way I look at it.'

'Restored some pride'

He has the strangest hair loss.

One draw and we're safe. Even then we probably have enough points already.

Which he's clearly tried to use. Like Debuchy, as soon as the money is right, he'll go. That's the gig, no point in pretending it's anything else. Wherever he goes, he'll need a fucking brain transplant to play in a 'footballing team' though. Arsenal? You're having a laugh. Like France? 3 goals and 2 assists all season in league. 3 goals and 6 assists all last season in the league. 6 goals and 8 assists in two years and yet people still think he's some sort of star player. He plays for us So does Jack Colback. 3 Goals and 4 Assists. And he's notably less offensive. Other than the ginger hair. Factually incorrect.

I'm not sure we have enough players to drop anyone from any position Yet somehow Abeid managed to not get on against Sunderland last week

Really not saying much. He only has to play at about 50% most weeks to be our best player.

Easing to defeat more like.

People say the cutest things when they're angry. Although how any one gets angry any more I don't know.

At least he knew how to kill his victims.

Which he's clearly tried to use. Like Debuchy, as soon as the money is right, he'll go. That's the gig, no point in pretending it's anything else. Wherever he goes, he'll need a fucking brain transplant to play in a 'footballing team' though. Arsenal? You're having a laugh. You have issues.

Ryan Taylor can't even take free kicks any more. Send him to the glue factory.