Skeletor

Lerl

Doubt he'll leave a Premiership team for a Championship team.

Once he has put his stamp on the team the real Pardew will emerge. We stayed relatively free scoring when he took over from Hughton.

fyp

Kone

Everton bringing on a 12 year old child.

They'll probably put transfer requests in and who could blame them? I wouldn't begrudge any player wanting out tbh, there's absolutely no incentive to stay. No ambition and we won't pay the going rate. We aren't even arsed about playing enjoyable football. Enjoyable football raises expectations. And expectations cost money.

Perez and Cabella man.

People use the word average far too often on here. He's shit.

Now now. Don't be nasty by posting facts. It's not helping.

He sold his kids for booze.

Enjoy your holiday you gutless cunt.

Probably already had his holiday to Argentina booked.

Williamson as the lone centre back. This is gonna be interesting.

Good thing we're overloaded with defenders.

Captain Courage sent off

Wonder how many people Gouffran will block on twitter tonight.

Classic Gouffran

Can't blame the guy for getting bored and switching over.

Haha

The only way it could be worse is if he had binned Sissoko for Jonas. Such a craptacular team.

Was thinking this the other day. They still have that charva who won the lottery feel, unlike Chelsea who have managed to brand themselves as a big club in the last 10 years. All the money in the world won't buy them a big club image when their neighbours are one of the biggest clubs in the world.

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/vampirediaries/images/0/0b/Wtf.gif/revision/latest?cb=20150126010635

Here we are just in time to give Everton some relief from their relegation worries.

http://i.imgur.com/nCnH9Ap.jpg