Skeletor

How is he never under any pressure?! I bet the closest he's come to being sacked is when we finished 5th.

Aye but Alan Pardew PhD provided the statistics that showed every goal we conceded last season we MYM's fault.

Hopeless

Gosling scores.

He was the original Pardew. Hate every thing about his existence.

Mounted police officers in the background. Wonder if Horse Puncher is there.

I wish he would stop trying to breathe.

Great assist there by Gouff...for Harry Kane.

Another corner. Time for Calamity Alnwick.

Bournemouth miss an open goal.

Riviere is getting on my tits now. Not even bothering to challenge for that header.

Sissoko is our only hope of getting back into this.

Liverpool winning too. Meh.

Has to be one of the worst attempts at goalkeeping I've ever seen.

That goalkeeping...

Good effort by Sissoko

Teams pretended to play sport.

Insanely rubbish there by Riviere.

Pardew has outdone himself in the boring stakes.

So is Vladimir Russiankovski that I've got.

Kick off straight to a Spurs goal kick. Awesome.

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Knowing Pardew he'd beat Chelsea then lose to Sheffield Utd in the final.