Skeletor

Where was the foul there?

That was a penalty too.

Whey. A decision.

Standardew start.

Nothing's been said yet.

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That build up

What a game this hasn't been.

#NUFC subs at @SunderlandAFC: Elliot, Anita, Abeid, Kemen, Obertan, Riviere, Armstrong.

Abeid and Anita on the bench and he picked THAT midfield.

Well...

Spurs basically playing like a bad Fifa player.

Just a warm up for the boring main event.

Coventry

Ings you cunt.

Now that's more like it. There's the Pardew we know and loathe.

Yes they do.

Oh look Niall Quinn for another derby.

Come on Burnley.

Haven't they tried it with Atletico as well or did they just nick their stadium name? Nicked Benfica's stadium name. Tried to claim Bilbao as friends because in Mackemology a heroic Mackem set up Bilbao by sharing the wisdom of the Mackemites.

More like Cattermole will be throwing himself into bad tackles and never getting as much as a yellow whilst one of our players gets sent off for witnessing a Seb Larsson theatrical moment.

I want to win today but the concerns that Carvdew will be given the job if we do are justified.

I know right. How on earth will he manage to hide?

I Kante see us pulling that one off.

Stray Mackem and Hithere seem like decent lads tbf. Only because they've never had the true Mackem test.