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Still doesn't feel like we've signed him.

How dare you!!! They won't be anywhere near as bad as we were though. Let's call it 12th place and no relegation threat at all.

1) Chelsea will win the league 2) Arsenal will prove doubters wrong again and finish 4th after another strong finish to the season 3) Everton will finish bottom half 4) Villa and Southampton will finish in the top 10 5) Swansea will be fairly unimpressive this year with the Europa League to contend with 6) Pardew will last the whole season 7) Di Canio will walk out on Sunderland part way through the season and they will be relegated 8) Hull will finish bottom 9) Man Utd will have a transitional season finishing 3rd 10) West Brom without the fire power of Lukaku will be relegated

@GFN_France: Laurent Blanc: 'I hope that Cabaye will end up at a good club come September.' #PSG #NUFC

Ashley is basically a billionaire charva

I think this is harsh for reasons we've gone over on here a hundred times. They couldn't sell papers if they didn't have access to matches and press conferences and since our club is basically Communist Russia they have no choice but to toe the line. That possibly limits their options in terms of journos too. It's a piss take of a situation but we've seen what happens to journalists that make life even the slightest bit uncomfortable for Ashley, they get banned from the ground. I have massive sympathy for The Chronicle/Journal, they used to be half-decent (not amazing or anything) when NUFC wasn't run by fucking petty arseholes. Dude, they've been like that since the SBR days, so it goes way beyond Ashley's dictatorship. Talking up the local heroes/bullshitters and taking cheap digs wherever possible at the easy targets, even if they happen to be the real reason the team has prospered. There's a balance to be found in maintaining their local privileges while presenting a semblance of truth and they've never come close to it. Cunts. Anal Oliver used to always give good ratings to those who always gave him interviews even if they were awful.

It's grim as fuck, but it's not untrue.... We absolutely know how the movie ends, though. At least if it was a movie it would end.

He's a midfielder according to the BBC... http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23602645 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saber_Khlifa http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Jesse-eisenberg-Shrug-Social-Network.gif

So basically Marseille signed a striker which means they probably don't want Gomis and therefore his agent is fucked?

Common denominator with what JFK, Aulas and Gomis have all said.

Arguing over mega-cripples

Sinclair, Ince, Maloney, McCarthy, Dunk and Palace have some good players once they inevitably get relegated.

Maloney would be a sensible squad addition in an area where we have little quality. Our board is definitely too up themselves to go for a deal like that though.

http://www.cosmopolitan.co.uk/cm/cosmopolitanuk/images/cF/01-040313-pat-sharp-awMmpp-lgn.jpg

Bimpy before Mrs Bimpy.

I'm skeptical about Taylor's injury record so I've no doubts we'll be seeing Colo-MYM together a lot.

Not getting purposefully sent off because he's in a bad mood would be a start. he did that one time! And it's all some people remember for some sad reason.

As if this isn't done yet Slap your agents Bafetimbi and then slap Aulas just because.

'You guys don't like having lies spread about you or hearing about how I rejoiced in Bobby's death? You strange people'

Avoid the forum. You clearly don't have any respect for us so why bother? Maybe you are sick of the inbred conversations on rtg, and I don't blame you, but coming here isn't the answer. Because I didn't toe the forum line? Surely this place is for debate and conversation? It's funny. Your first posts are inflammatory towards us and yet you're surprised when you're not made to feel welcome

Some people thinking it was time for Robson to move on = HOUNDED OUT MARRA.

Gignac thinks a lot of himself