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35? Go home grandma

At 7PM when the teams are announced every one will feel suicidal when they see Elliott starting. Then they'll notice Jonas starting. Then they'll notice Ameobi starting... http://iliketowastemytime.com/sites/default/files/best_animated_gif_nuclear_explosion.gif

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Only worth selling him if the fee was re-invested to get us two quality players (Gomis not included because we're supposed to be able to afford him now already.)

So that's Pieters & Erding from our summer 2011 list. Maiga next? Obertan's probably available...

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Crap finish by Defoe

Well that was shit

Chamakh's hair looks even more shocking than usual.

Jon Williams will be bald by 21.

Up and running.

He looks like a stereotypical rich republican.

That Palace player is gonna have a black eye in the Sky graphics every game they play

Fucking ridiculous that Coyle is trying to defend him over this one, too. I mean, I understand he's supposed to be your top prospect you clearly want to keep on side but Jesus Christ. 'Callum clearly won the ball. There is no doubt his momentum took him into the lad.' You'd think that statement was written for him by Whelan's left fucking leg. How insensitive. Don't you know Dave Whelan lost his leg in that FA Cup World War 2 Final?

Lack of Lukaku is probably going to be a big factor.

I see James Perch played a delicious through ball for Bournemouth's winner.

Our two best performances against City in recent years were both when we had a go at them. I think in normal circumstances we'd have beaten them in the 5th place season but they were invincible that day.

Was that the whole interview?

Just caught up with the MOTD highlights. Apart from the last minute all their chances were from long range. Same as last season under Di Canio.

I thought they might at least have a decent start to lure them in to a false sense of security.

Arsenal always have a terrible start but pull it around in the second half of the season.

Get French Football ‏@GFN_France 30m Jean Michel Aulas admits that he 'rejected offers a bit too readily' for Gomis this transfer window. #OL #NUFC