Skeletor

I would be honoured to see him at Stoke.

Disagree, the statement will be along the lines of how disappointed they are with the season, but that that they believe in stability and Pardew has earned one more chance. That sentence makes my skin crawl.

Just makes it worse how many interesting options are available this summer and we'll twiddle our thumbs until there are no options mid season.

Yeah but his account is private now.

Didn't One'Nil encourage their drinking culture? I'm sure he said something about how it builds team spirit .

Toast ‏@36toastjs 2m Odds have shot up to 100/1 for Pardew to be sacked as the biggest sauce in the world says he's been sacked. #Colin Made me chuckle

Love it

Any idea when the Ronny Gill are gonna post the results of that survey?

The 8 year contract is even more ludicrous considering he already had 4 years left on his contract to begin with.

To be fair I think we are only 1 CB, 1 winger, and 1 forward away from a pretty strong and complete 11. The weakest link is Pardew and possibly the medical staff. To have a complete squad for next season double up in the positions I mentioned and get someone who can play at LB/RB and we are there. Saying we have 80% of a team isn't far off. It's the coaching and medical staff that aren't up to the job. We only need a CB if Colo leaves i suspect Pardew plan is two forwards and a winger and the rest will be based on sales. Have I misread this? you don't think we need a striker? Yes. He's responding the post above saying we only need a new centre back if Colo leaves.

Carroll's goal has Pardew's vote. A perfect attack.

Motson's voice on the 2nd Bale goal

Cynic in me thinks Owen just retired this season to piggy back on some of the other names to stay relevant.

'OWEN!!!!!11'

Thought this was pretty obvious

Justice for Carra's shot

If he's really going for £12m I think we'd sign him.

It would like.

Andy Carroll basically wanted to say 'no' there.

Maiga is still at West Ham?

Hughton

Don't dare to dream. It hurts. I know but it looks like such a no brainer Everyone would win on it. And we're gonna miss out... Ashley would lose because Benitez would start telling him how much he's doing wrong.

Don't dare to dream. It hurts.

That is one of the most blatant handballs in a long time.