Skeletor

Find yourself a partner who looks at you the way GHoeberX looks at Patrick Kluivert.

So many fake stories about him turning down a contract because he wants to leave. Just literally made up by fake journalists but being passed around like fact.

If only there was a team that could beat any of the top 4 and win a cup!

Lol

Even though they're the worst of the 6, they're still one of the Sky 6 media darling teams.

Man I wish we were still in this now that we have a taste for winning cups. Imagine waiting 70 years to end your trophy drought with two trophies!

Agreed. Jonathan David makes way more sense from a PSR perspective. Delap would make me think that Isak was going.

That's ok Isak has already joined Liverpool and Arsenal.

Mitchell, Gomes and David the ones to target. David and Gomes would add much needed depth with only a signing on outlay. Would be incredible business.

Everton fans get it.

They'd be opening up a rabbit hole as then they'd have to disallow CL income from teams as well.

First Liverpool are exchanging him in their offer for Isak, and now this. Give it a rest Cartel-edia.

Mackematics.

He won't. Do you really think our owners are gonna be like: "Quansah and a packet of biscuits??"

The Cartel to the Premier League about Richard Masters:

`None of them have good hair though?

Especially looking at the players they're offering. Another example that they still look at us as Ashley's Newcastle. We'll take a couple of their rubbish players they want rid of for our best player. Come back to reality Liverpool.

Gonna be like someone flicking rubber bands at us more than an assault.

The only thing that could make this year better is Sports Direct going bust.

I think like all our top players he'll want to see serious moves in the summer. We've been asleep for the last 3 windows so this one needs to be a statement summer.

We could win the title and Liverpool and Arsenal would still be snapping their fingers at us expecting our best players on a silver platter. Delusional doesn't even begin to describe it.

That's like £11.1m for every point they've won this seaosn.