Skeletor

Kane not fluffing his chance for once.

Someone find some rope, duct tape and a closet. Then leave him there after the match.

Southgate is not a serious man.

As awful as we are, Bellingham is pulling out some Zidane 98 moments in this tournament.

It's like watching the halcyon Pardew/Brewce days.

Game over

Really?

Things will be better once the last hold outs from the Ashley era are gone and all our players have some value.

This is the part of the dealings today which stinks. Would we sign this guy in normal circumstances?

Sad to see him go as I wanted him to be given more chances this season but this is the shitty cartel tyranny we live under.

Today is gross. We banked £70m and signed Forest's rubbish keeper. Yet I feel like we still have no money to spend. Rotten to the core.

£35m? 😮

Just sign 10 PSR flips from the far reaches of the globe for small fees and bank on one of them being mint(eh) every year.

Big brain theories since Brighton have no obligation or need to overpay for him.

Ouch

Burn it. Then salt the earth so it never grows back.

Wait for him to reject the move.

The media will be insane if it gets to 1st July and we haven't handed one of our crown jewels to the Sky 6.

What the actual fuck.

Sad he's the only one in the England camp who gets this.

If Minteh goes to Everton then begrudgingly I understand why. Just please don't bring DCL the other way. And put a buy back clause in.

Or we just bought a load of rubbish consistently under Ashley with the odd good player once in a while and we still haven't changed the overall value of the squad.

This isn't a good look for us tbh