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Is there video evidence of Colo's father saying this? If not then we can probably just ignore it given the source.

How long do we wait for Lee Ryder or Mark Douglas to rain on this parade?

That there's a rift between the Spanish and French speakers.

Maybe what Macdonald said was actually true.

Cabaye's back next week

Can't see San Lorenzo putting up a decent bid so I won't worry about that. However if he's unhappy we need to fix that some how.

The only thing I've read is that we have an offer for that Valenciennes defender who's supposed to be the next, next Desailly or something.

Why does he want to leave then?

Maybe he saw how happy Cisse looked when he scored and couldn't allow that to continue.

Which one?

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Defence is the one area we've always neglected even in the Shepherd era. It's always been a case of make do with youngsters rather than invest in depth.

No more despair when we win a throw on the right hand side.

Mr. Burns money fight

Agreed. Remy ticks both pace and aerial threat boxes.

If I were skilled on the gif making stuff I'd do one with fat old Dekka legging it after him. Where's Kasper these days? He should blatantly remake the My Name is Earl running gif. He did with Taylor and Carroll years ago

And await picture of him holding the shirt before fapping.

Are you seriously suggesting missing some crucial players should not affect the others? Even Colo is not his formidable self lately with Williamson next to him. Coincidence? Ironically though he was formidable with Williamson beside him for the second half of last season.

Dunno. Even translated it makes no sense.

Allardyce was shit but he knew the score with Shola.

Apparently but i don't think its anywhere near as deep as the Cabaye-Debuchy bromance Is there anyone who isn't mates with Cabaye? How could any one not be mates with him?

Isn't Sissoko another mate of Cabaye's? Surely that will be a factor.

I'd take him in a back up role. However as he wants to leave Swansea because he's not getting games I don't see why he would come here to be the same even if he is a fan. Would Newcastle be "home" for him? If so it could be a family decision rather than a footballing decision. Gateshead lad

I'd take him in a back up role. However as he wants to leave Swansea because he's not getting games I don't see why he would come here to be the same even if he is a fan.

Cabaye