Skeletor

ERMMMMMMMMM....ERMMMMMMMMMMMM Bloody hell Pards.

Excuse monger.

"I had Nigel Reo-Coker as captain and he did nothing...off the field."

£10m for Shane Long? What the fuck alternate reality is this?

This transfer saga is so boring. Where's his photo of him arriving at Newcastle airport?

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It's like someone installed the RTG chip in Wearside .

I love the way they pretend to have a work place to go to.

Nope. Totally agree with you.

I'll reserve judgement on him. I'd have been unhappy bringing him in as our big money striker but if we were in a better position squad wise to bring him in as one for the future I'd have probably been happy.

They wouldn't really need a clause anyway. If they wanted him they'd get him.

Ouch.

Same here. Even on appearance alone, taking all actual ability and putting it to one side: Pardew is a decent-looking, well groomed silver fox who wears a full suit on matchdays. Bruce looks like a 60-year old lesbian who's had a frying pan to the nose wearing a shell suit two sizes too small. I reckon Brucey's got the biggest kite in the public eye, like. It's growing at a rate even exceeding Ian Beale's. :mackems: it's funny cos it's true. http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01460/steve_bruce_1460059c.jpg Needs to be added to the 'men who look like old lesbians' page on facebook .

It was that Sessegnon vs Ben Arfa debate. Saying Sessegnon had done more in 5 months than Ben Arfa had done in 3 games .

Ferguson.

Kill yourselves Roma. Dick heads.

Nothing I can say...total eclipse of the heart.

No-one on this board has seen this supposed "buy-out" clause. It may very well only permit initial talks. Eh? How would that work in any way Easy. Clubs are not obligated to allow their players to talk with any clubs whilst they are under contract. It is entirely at their discretion. An "interest" clause is just that. From what I can gather, no money changes hands at that stage. It gives the selling club an opportunity to test the buying club's resolve without forcing them to sell. Are you actually saying these words? Bloody hell you're a weirdo if you believe any of that.

Ronaldinho

Really do hope the new captain is Coloccini but I expect it to be someone boring like Harper.

New 5 year deal for Shola

Gervinho, Some interview about Colo staying and Harper?

That fucking goal celebration man seriously. He had nothing to feel aggrieved about. He should be on his hands and knees begging us for forgiveness for his time here.

Was watching 'Ben Arfa VS Norway - 11/08/10' on a well known video site. Magic Also features some Matuidi and Cabaye too.

Plus his goal against the Mackems.