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Isn't that just based on Grayson's speculative comments the other day?

He can't even walk without tearing his hamstring.

I had him and M'Bengue in one of my pro evo teams. Was beginning to think I had control over real life happenings like some kind of voodoo doll .

Been linked quite a bit recently. About time he had his own thread I think. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/newcastle-united/nufc-news/2011/06/20/yohan-cabaye-french-influx-will-boost-nufc-72703-28907590/#ixzz1Pod6Klfj

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He's already an ugly, morbidly obese cunt. I'm sure nature will kill him sooner or later anyway.

Probably about the only decent signing they've made so far.

I could never pronounce his name at first. I used to call him Peter Noodle-voo . I used to call Srnicek Zodee-check too . I didn't know how the following names were pronounced, so this the closest I got. Desaily as "Deeslee". Sutton as "Satoon". Karembue as "Kaarambaawee". Chapuisat was 'Cha-Pooh-I-Sat'

They probably watched our scouts watching him.

I could never pronounce his name at first. I used to call him Peter Noodle-voo . I used to call Srnicek Zodee-check too .

Speaks French too. The most important attribute IMO.

If that's all it takes to keep Joey then I hope he does it.

Le shit

No. He's all pace and nothing else.

Aye, Sima has signed up as Mag at Work to take the p*ss out of the numerous "a mag at work said..." posts and they lack the self awareness to realise it's a parody. That's why he needs to make every post more outlandish than the last.

Hope he sued whoever did his operation though. Sounds proper Dr Nick Riviera! http://www.thesharkguys.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/dr-nick-riviera1.gif

Club United de Newcastle .

Barton and Diaby teaming together would be quite the sight.

I wouldn't say no to a right sided Enrique like.

Sima you have to post about signing Messi next .

I'd be happy but we'd still need another centre back minimum. Plus I want the Zog instead of Barnetta anyway.

Thanks. I hope to see lots of heart celebrations next season .

Whoever it is has to keep up the posts. See if they're too thick to figure it out.