Skeletor

Because order is being restored.

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How many points would they have without Bent's goals this season? I'm betting they'd be right near the bottom (if not bottom).

Arthur: "Darren Bent will join Aston Villa. Charlotte..." Charlotte: "And Sunderland are getting Stephen Ireland?" Arthur: "A hee hee hee hee hee" Charlotte: "Thanks Arthur"

In case you missed it. He makes good points about Bent but he sounds really deluded when he talks about Villa.

didnt people want taylor away, and not carroll, if they had to chose? Yeah pretty much.

I think it's a fair point but also other factors have to be taken into consideration such as seeing flashes of what a player is capable of or having seen them perform to a good enough level else where to be truly afforded patience. Some times (in the case of Perch) you have to accept that he's turbo shit.

Maybe he got fed up of chasing long balls. Oh wait sorry I forgot Sunderland don't do that .

at least one of them had the good sense to point out he wouldn't even be one of the most despicable individuals in our team, seriously other than the fact he's playing for us where does the hatred come from out of all the players in the prem nolan wouldn't be high on the despicable list Cos he always scores against them ergo in Mackem land he's a despicable individual.

Of the ex pro's I'd definitely put money on him being a sneaky gay.

Bloody hell he's like 8.

Cue the headlines: "Pardew cracking in attempt to keep Carroll as King Harry closes in on his man."

Penalty to Liverpool

Nee chance unfortunately. Their next 3 games: Wolves (a) Draw Fulham (H) win Stoke (H) win Plenty of winnable games down the stretch as well. If Blackpool can do the double over them then all of those teams can beat them.

Don't think City are THAT stupid.

Putting Dalglish in charge can only help. No one could lower morale in the dressing room more effectively. Putting Dalglish in charge can only help. No one could lower morale in the dressing room more effectively. Souness could. Hopefully the next resort after Kenny's sacked/has a heart attack.

It's not the Liverpool way

Maybe if they lose this their fans will finally realise it's Benitez's fault that their squad is so shit and they'll stop hero worshipping him.

2-1 Beckford!!!

Pretty sure they'll start to slide now. They're fucking gash and have been riding their luck far too much. It's running out.

Get in! Have that Sky!

Not really because I know Mike Ashley will always be around the corner waiting to fuck things up.

Lord of the Rings music? Sky really can't wank harder over Liverpool. You'd wish their collective dick would fall off.

Don't like seeing Liverpool winning. Cue the wank fest from Richard Keys. Come on Everton you can turn this round.