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I think I actually love him more than I loved Woodgate. Sure Woodgate was a better player but Coloccini has the hair and the comedy corners.

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They should collect all those players who are too good for the Championship but not good enough for the Premiership like Chopra, Routledge etc. That way they'd be set for the next 10 years.

Birmingham will probably put in a special request to play in their away kit so that we have to wear the blue kit.

Damn I'd forgotten about Simpson getting injured. Perch? FML.

I agree. We should spend some of the £35m on cloning him and putting him up front.

Huff and puff but no quality.

The bottom four are just about keeping up with about a point per game. 40 will probably scrape safety IMO. agreed. it's interesting though how no one side is lying down and looking like they are accepting relegation. west ham 2nd half today for instance, or wigan levelling vs liverpool. the 3 sides in the relegation spots with a game or two to go will all probably still have a strong chance of staying up the way this season has gone. Blackpool and West Brom are in real danger as well now. Just hope we don't end up joining them by falling away.

Really when you think about it we only really need 2 wins and 2 draws from our last 12 to get to the 40 point mark. I'm just doubtful that 40 points will be enough this season.

Man our strike force is depressing. The rest of our team is light years ahead of them.

Milner's learnt how to tackle like De Jong then. Terrible scissor kick foul there.

The shove on Barton itself is violent conduct. If it really needed the extra shove for it to be a red card then referees are far too soft on the big teams.

I've never seen the toys thrown out of the pram so spectacularly before. Losing a 4 goal lead must really be painful

Ashley, like the moron he is, probably thinks he can sell Tiote for £25m then go and get another similar player for £3.5m again because he did it once.

I love the fact he owns a football club named after himself.

Please don't let Liverpool win this.

Cringe

Played for Ivory Coast in the World Cup. The fella with the humongous forehead.

Bellamy wins it for Cardiff

Sam Allardyce would be a disaster. He only knows how to play one way and is an ego-maniac who never does any thing wrong. Don't think you'd be suited to playing his long ball football either. Hughton is a great man manager though and will probably build up the belief in your players.

So? It was early in the season and they had a good run riding the adrenaline of being promoted. I'm not saying they should be up there now, just highlighting the bad run they have been on. The bad run is a true reflection of their abilities in my opinion.

So? It was early in the season and they had a good run riding the adrenaline of being promoted.

Rosicky was like a secret agent: -Playing Best onside for the wrongly disallowed goal -Gave away the 3rd penalty -Gave away the free kick which led to Tiote romance explosion.

Iain Dowie is available. His perfect relegation record needs adding to.

Am I right in thinking there was actually one season they survived relegation? Must have been a shift in the time space continuum.