Skeletor

It's easy, when your team are relying solely on one player to do everything, to blame him when things aren't going right. It's ok though, we can all see him play outstandingly next year...for someone else whilst we've spent our £200k transfer budget funded by player sales in the Championship.

Jesus wept at that tackle shot today.

Everyone on the line for 90 minutes. Hold out for a 0-0 draw.

He actually did all those things today.

We're as good as relegated.

Lovenkrands

Martins off. Hughton playing for the loss.

Viduka on please.

Ahem

Martins should have scored

What a bunch of cunts. Absolutely clueless fucking cunts.

Not until the club sorts itself out on all levels.

I don't know why in this day and age a player would fly into a tackle two footed. You don't even need both to win the ball ever.

Think we would have won had Nolan not been such a mong. Everton look terrible without their key players.

Nolan what a fucking mong. Why the hell did he do that? Gah...

Such a cunt. Hope someone breaks his face.

More important is losing Butt, Shola and Kinnear.

Shearer. It's a no contest.

I love how foreign voice overs make no effort to sound like the characters at all.

We'll never be able to get them out of the team.

I voted Cacapa for the lulz.

I feel ill whenever I look at Avram Grant.

I wish I had just a little faith that our heirachy were sitting at home watching and thinking that Martinez was a manager worth approaching He wasn't managing in the 90s so no chance.

I'd hope more for a "Barnes...Rush...Barnes...still John Barnes...Collymore CLOSING IN *snap* WHAT A LEG BREAKING TACKLE BY PEACOCK"