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We didn't pay anything to Mallorca. That doesn't mean we didn't pay Gutiérrez himself a hefty signing on bonus to cover the compo he'll have to pay Mallorca. He was a free agent when we signed him. This compensation claim has nothing to do with us & should be thrown out of court. The best line is: In other words "fuck the rules, you give us money now!"

I'm loving the thumb nail.

I just can't take Capello seriously. A man who picks Jenas ahead of Ashley Young has clearly lost all of his senses. He kept calling Ashley Cole Ashley Young in his post-match interview.

I think he'd be disqualified for never entering the box.

Who, Newcastle or Sunderland? Well they only = us if you're a Mackem. Something you want to tell us?

We'll get a result. They always shoot themselves in the foot.

I know he's good, but can he play on both wings?! He can do it! Maetihs saw him do it in that DVD he had! Was Jonas the one he said was s****? Yes

They're Liverpool, they can do whatever they want and get no media scrutiny for it.

howey man he's hardly purposly fuked his hamstring has he! what the f*** are you talking about? when did I suggest that? I meant achilles. But im not exactly directing that at you, just the whole 'viduka is a self made injury prone fat looser' brigade That's true. He's more of an "Always injured fat gainer."

Didn't really try either though tbf.

I think before the Everton game we'd barely had any shots at all in our previous few games so it's not much of a surprise.

Indeed.

Classic Viduka.

I didn't have anything against him really.

Only if they're poofs

This thread makes me want to listen to the Gladiators theme.

I love how he gets more assists than any other Newcastle player. That too.

I love how he gets caught way offside about 5 times every game.

Yeah I'd guess the Stevenage fiasco as well.

There was one moment where he was essentially through but due to his amazing lack of pace got caught by the defenders. I remember thinking "If only that was Martins, we'd have been in." He didn't play badly on the whole today though.

Hopefully we'll push on and get an equalizer but what's more likely knowing us is that we'll conceed a very early 3rd goal.

1-0 Win Because strange things happen to us.

Nelson should have been off apparently.