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Maybe Alan Smith should release one called 'Absolute Fucking Gash: My Story'.

I feel apathetic towards your apathy. How do you feel towards my feeling of apathy towards your apathy? Absolutely tip-top.

Alan 'Smudger' Smith, by the way, is an absolute abortion of a central midfielder. Thank god he's got a 3 game ban, the stupid twat.

He's actually hugely well thought about within the game, the FA love him.

I'm extremely apathetic at the moment, struggling to care.

Can't blame Pearson ffs.

I was so underwhelmed about Redknapp that i'd quite like Shearer. If anything it would be good to get it out the way as whoever the new boss is will have the shadow of Shearer and all the speculation surroundng him.

this plus sol would do me Yeh I agree.

Just buy us some good midfielders please.

I swear there wasn't this much whinging when Hutchings, Lee etc were sacked.

And that Krankjaer fella.

I'm coming round to him, we could do a whole lot worse and we'll certainly play a better brand of football.

Sideways step, pretty pointless.

Is Mourinho not a bit too cautious for our mong-tastic support?

Habib Beye and Faye, from a footballing point of view - thats about it.

Woodgate has been rubbish this season.

Gutted, Martin Jol.

From the BBC Sport homepage Good. I hope its bollox. WTF is Sven looking at that dopey cunt for. He's like an inferior version of Martins, and thats hardly a compliment!

Hope his neck muscles are strong to keep an eye on all those long balls coming from the defence.

I'd get in for Defoe if he really was available. Good shot, pace and fair close control. Horribly overrated imo.

What I was about to say. Defensive midfielder though isn't he? Yay.

Looking back it is canny funny like.

Absolutely, similar thing happens with Harper imo too. People think he's better than he is when he doesn't play. Absence makes the heart grow fonder and all that.

Fuck a duck.

Absolutely, similar thing happens with Harper imo too.